The Acronym Game
So I figure I promised y'all a post and therefore I must give you one. Unfortunately, this is AP test week and as such, I don't feel too creative at the moment. Caught in the quandry of how to produce a post worth posting in such a dilemma, I was struck with a brilliant idea: make an entirely interactive post. This is a post to demonstrate the creativity of you, my incredible comrades. So, let us play the acronym game. The acronym game? you ask. Why yes, the acronym game. Behold, the rules given in AP test style:
Part II: Free Response Section
Total Time -30 Seconds
Question 1
(Suggested time-instantaneous. This question counts as 500% of the total essay section score)
Total Time -30 Seconds
Question 1
(Suggested time-instantaneous. This question counts as 500% of the total essay section score)
Below is a list of undefined acronyms. Read each acronym carefully. Then, in a well-written response, define each acronym, analyzing the significance of each. In your response, consider elements such as point of view, imagery, and structure.
a) NSA
b)UFO
c)LOL
d)HMO
e)IRS
f)STFU
g)TWIG
h)SOA
i)HIGF
j)SCDOYAP
k)YLTB
l)BLT
m)JIA
o)GTRD
p)GWB
q)LDG
r)LSD
s)BEN
Enjoy. Please note, you are in no way obligated to define all of those things. Just whichever ones you choose. You can feel free to slap me later for my complete and utter laziness with regards to this post. Oh, and thanks to Alyssa (and Jo) for the inspiration for the "acronym game". Yay!
For those of you who desired to see the wombat poem I spoke of, here it is. Er...some viewer discretion advised. Later y'all.
a) NSA
b)UFO
c)LOL
d)HMO
e)IRS
f)STFU
g)TWIG
h)SOA
i)HIGF
j)SCDOYAP
k)YLTB
l)BLT
m)JIA
o)GTRD
p)GWB
q)LDG
r)LSD
s)BEN
Enjoy. Please note, you are in no way obligated to define all of those things. Just whichever ones you choose. You can feel free to slap me later for my complete and utter laziness with regards to this post. Oh, and thanks to Alyssa (and Jo) for the inspiration for the "acronym game". Yay!
For those of you who desired to see the wombat poem I spoke of, here it is. Er...some viewer discretion advised. Later y'all.
posted by Benzoid the Destroyer at 9:11 PM
10 Comments:
okay, hold on. i have negative thirty seconds to complete this? awesome. that's all i wanted to know...
a) nine-second anomaly
b) utilitarian funding organization
c) librarians of love
d) heavily made-over
e) irreparably ravaged soul
f) step toward future unexpression
g) the winner is george
h) sick of acronyms
i) homework is good fun
j) santa claus doesn't owe you a penny
k) yell loudly to bryan
l) best-loved tire
m) jo is awesome
n) (someone forgot this one...)
o) guy/girl turned really desperate
p) good work, ben
q) lyssa's dang good
r) low sodium donut
s) boy-engendered nonsense
(oh, and it's quandary, darling)
and now, kids...it's way past my bedtime.
a) Not So Applicable
b) U F****** O
c) Loofa’s On Liposuction
d) Have More Offspring
e) IRS – avoid at all costs
f) Sit Through Free Unitarian-BS
g) Twigs Which Inspire Greatness
h) Sustained On Asparagus
i) Home In Gods Future
j) So Copy Dad’s Other Y-chromosomes And Pheromones
k) Your Lost Through Beer
l) Business Leader Training
m) Just If Aimed
n) ahhhh no there isn’t an acronym here… WHAT AM I GOING TO DO! I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
“It’s OK. It’s ok. I know what to do. We are going to go a r o u n d the leaf.”
o) Great Time Righteous Dude
p) Give Webster Beef
q) LOG – self explanatory
r) Leslie’s So Delicious
s) Boy Even Now
HOW i hate all things AP.. wow.. WOW.. ..and again.. WOW... *sigh* here goes..
a)Nazi sign-language association
b)ungainly floating orphan
c)lunching on lemmings
d)have more orangutan
e)irritable and reviling sisters
f)sharp tools flinging urchins
g)twitching with inside garrulity
h)surprisingly ornery aardvarks
i)hitler ignites gang fights
j)sinister cunning ducks of (yikes) advantageous proportions
k)yeti love is totally brutal
l)butt-loving turtles
m)joshing ignorant anarchists
o)got tackled with rum, dejong?
p)george will burp
q)leslie digs grampas
r)the lounging stotts deliberates
s)ben enjoys nuts
:D there, i feel i've made a somewhat decent attempt.. looks like a 2 or 3.. ooh, and i paid homage too! :D yay..
wait.. there wasn't an n.. and i didn't even notice.. psh.. dude like that matters..
ok, I would have jumped on this like a 300-pound gymnast on a trampoline, but as I might have said, I've been non-comment-enabled recently... frustrating.
Well, here goes... I will try to do this in thirty seconds... or maybe a minute.
Hey... now at least I'll have SOME AP credit for college... (yeesh...)
a. National Socialist Army
b.Under-Funded Otters
c. Lollipop Orgie Landslide (sorry, if you want 30 seconds you just ain't gonna get my 7-second delay)
d. Homosexual Mothers Organization (wow).
e. International Rebate Symposium
f. Still Tying Freaks Up
g. Twenty Women In Girdles
h. Somnambulist Oratory Aggravation
i. Hereditary Idiocy Grand Forum
j. Sociopathic Cat/Dog Order--Young Animals Project
k. Youth Loose and Tripping B's.
l. Button, Lettuce, and Tomato
m. Jerkish Ignoramos Association
n. lollapaloosa
o. Great Teriaki Rain Dance
p. Georgian Web Base
q. Loud Dog Grammar
r. Little Susie Dolls
s. Big Energetic Nubians
wow... there you go...
jo, doll - NOBODY calls me dejong except ben grenon. they just don't.
and yeah. i got schooled. i'm obviously way out of practice... good work, kids.
George's kinda scare me....
hehe
ok, I don't think I'll be too good at this but here goes...
a)Nocturnal Salamander Army
b)Urinate For Others
c)Left Or (well...) Left
d)Hijack Misapprehended Opulence
e)I Run Stupidly
f)Stuffed Tough Fairy Unicorns
g)Trusty Wands Increase Girth
h)Saop Opera Affiliates
i)Hide! It's Going Fercious
j)Smart Cats Don't Objurgate Your Apple Pies
k)Yucky Lightly Treated Bubbles
l)Bubbly Lit Tarnation
m)Jar-jar Is 'Arible
o)Goblins Take Restive Decapitations
p)Great Warts are Born
q)Let Dogs Git
r)Likable Sloppy Dairymen
s)Beware, Expert Ninjas!
haha! that's lovely!
yeah, I cheated on mine. when I couldn't think of a word I just went and foud a good one in the dictionary. like objurgate. I forgot what that means.
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