Blogotopia?

So, I've decided it's high time I told you all a wee bit about this wonderful nation that is my blog, and so here are some nice factoids for you:


The Blog of Ben

Population: Ben
Ethnicities Represented: Scottish, English, Welsh, German, French, French-Canadian, and Native American (…maybe)
Government: Whimsical Autocratic Dictatorial Regime with Heavy Theocratic Influences
Military: A burly Scotsman named Angus.
Chief Exports: Ramblings, Awesome
Chief Imports: Comments, Sweet Justice
Official Blog Flag:

Official Blog Seal: Hawaiian Monk Seal (Monachus schauinslandi)
Official Blog Motto: “We Will Post Again! Eventually.”
Official Blog Bird: The Phoenix
Official Blog Mammal: Pine Marten (Martes americana)
Official Blog Flower: Alyssum
Official Blog Food: Jo-brains
Official Blog Languages: English, Ye Olde Ben Speech


And there you have it. I know all you Wikipedia junkies have just been slavering at the mouth for these pure shining nuggets to incorporate into the Wikipedia page for my blog that I just know you've been slaving over for years. You're welcome. Anyways, I hope the rest of you enjoy your stay. Make sure to tip your waiters and waitresses or they may eat you.
Don't feed the Sven.




Notes:
For those of you who think that flag looks familiar, props. Cookie for the first person to correctly identify where the original flag comes from (mine is modified).
Um…I may or may not have misunderstood what “Official Seal” means.
If you don’t understand the Jo-brains reference, then you weren’t meant to know.